foodFetishist - deactivated

About the chef

DEAD ACCOUNT.

Your name is DAD STRIDER, and you're the chillest man alive.
You live in a CRAMPED APARTMENT with your son, DAVE, and you run a FOOD PORN site. Sometimes you make Dave EAT THINGS ON CAMERA. People seem to like that. The food fetish world is a small one, though, and sometimes you have to go hungry in favor of pageviews. You don't mind, so long as Dave gets fed.
You TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE, but in an ironic, roundabout way. You always make sure to slick back your hair and shine your shoes, but most of your shirts are dirty wife beaters. You also smoke a lot of cigars. Shit looks SO BADASS.
You're strict, for a ninja dad. You train on the roof with Dave at least once a day, and he almost always ends up hurt. You patch him up and ruffle his hair every time, LIKE A GOOD DAD WOULD. You also tuck him in at night in a not-so-ironic way.
The lighting is perfect for you to begin filming a bowl of wet strawberries. Once that's done, you've got the entire day ahead of you. What will you do?

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March 22, 2012

Filed under ooc liveblogging i just need to stop

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